Greetings true believers. I’ve decided it is time to make the transition from lorem ipsum and dummy copy, to significant, earth-shattering content. The likes of which you’ll dream of fondly 17 years from now. Really. I jest. You’ll find things on this site I deem worthy of being attributed as rad, awesome, and on rare occasion, ZOMGWTFBBQ! I hope, at the very least, I can point you in the direction of the web’s best. Thanks for stopping by. - Shawn
Bah weep graaagnah wheep ni ni bong. NerdVernacular is a rest stop on the information superhighway for the bespectacled, pocket-protecting masses to chuckle amongst ourselves about the significance of 42, the victor of a battle between the Death Star and Unicron, why (up - up - down - down - left - right - left - right - B - A - start) should solve global warming, and why 20 rupees is a bit too much to repair a door.